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The EMT organ conspiracy



Kyle "K-Dogg" Benham

Intern/Phone Screener. Kyle is known for his excessive drinking and lack of forethought. He grew up in Virginia Beach, VA and graduated from George Mason University. He is often teased for his shrill voice and mispronunciation of words, especially contractions (for example, "didn't" pronounced as "din-nent", or "couldn't" pronounced as "cun-nent"). He has a variety of strange beliefs and superstitions. For example, during a 2006 show, Kyle stated that he thinks EMTs are out to harvest organs from auto crash victims. On June 11, 2007, he revealed that he would be attending premarital classes with a friend. Along with Flounder, Kyle also believes he suffers from Hyperhidrosis. '

 

This is an interesting theory, we should have some actual embalmers in here to answer that, or real EMT's lol.


Comments


Date:11/14/2007  curious


i was informed by a friend, that this is a commen problem in the Las Vegas area quite often. Psychos with minimum medical experiance go around looking for people in somewhat good health and but them drinks to the point of pure intoxication. Then they take the victim to a hotel and perform a surgery on then. When the victim wakes up, they notice that they have several cuts on them.

Date:6/5/2008  Reluctant Blossom


It must really suck to be new there lol


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