Kyle "K-Dogg" Benham
Intern/Phone Screener. Kyle is known for his excessive drinking and lack of forethought. He grew up in Virginia Beach, VA and graduated from George Mason University. He is often teased for his shrill voice and mispronunciation of words, especially contractions (for example, "didn't" pronounced as "din-nent", or "couldn't" pronounced as "cun-nent"). He has a variety of strange beliefs and superstitions. For example, during a 2006 show, Kyle stated that he thinks EMTs are out to harvest organs from auto crash victims. On June 11, 2007, he revealed that he would be attending premarital classes with a friend. Along with Flounder, Kyle also believes he suffers from Hyperhidrosis. '
This is an interesting theory, we should have some actual embalmers in here to answer that, or real EMT's lol.